Hi my name is Page. Im the village idiot. I write stupid songs for a stupid planet. I like to play the funny music for the people. I like to make the easily-offended people walk very fast. I like to make the rest of the people laugh at them. Because the fast-walking easily-offended people are funny too- they just don't know it. I forgot to grow up, but I did not forget to throw up. I have remembered to throw up several times. I like to see other funny shit and I like to rock. If you're funny and/or you rock then I like you.
My favorite things to do:
• Listening to the prog rock.
• Watching DVDs on the DVD playing machine.
• Playing the ukulele.
• Hunting for the Osama Bin Laudin